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You know what I can’t stand? The complete answer is as long as the list of FAST channels you never watch on your connected TV. But for the purpose of this column, I’ll give you one: internet stories about an upcoming game with a headline that begins “How to watch …”

Those stories are intended to be helpful. I find them insulting. You know how I watch a game? I turn on the TV, enter the channel number and sit down. Call me old-fashioned, but that really should be all it takes.

The issue isn’t HOW to watch (with my eyes, duh!